Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
I just went to the front desk of my building.
me: hi, I’d like to rent out a movie
guy: ok which movie
guy: would you like it now or in 525,600 minutes?
Socially awkward penguin in action.
It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
my dog is so ill i’m crying so much ohmygosh i don’t want to lose her :(
Disney Princesses; in no particular order!
by Kaethe Butcher
Decided to try out the panorama option on my iphone and whats a better way to test it than to take pictures of playbills?!